At the crib

So, today my kids were given the task of creative writing. Hilarious stories came out of their minds. A few of my favorites...

1. Zeus and Hercules start a pizza delivery service and steal Agamemnon's television when he can't pay for his pizza.

2. I am involved in a soap opera/love triangle with some fourth graders, second graders, and michael. Amazing.

3. GOD's power as described by a fourth grader. Me: "I said write about gods and goddesses." Response: "He is a god. The God." I could not argue.

I love teaching.

Bored on a lazy Sunday

This is where I would like to be right now. Actually a saltwater pool would be better, but instead I am creating a blog that I can post pictures for y'all to enjoy. Basically I am flaunting the extremely exciting life I have.



Gross story. Simplified version. Loud Bang. Fruit thrown at our door by neighborhood deviants? No, Northside bird flew into and exploded on our glass door. Wonderful husband hosed down said door. I stayed on the couch.

Who: Michael, Mark, Dee, and me
When: August 13th-18th
Where: Los Angeles, baby
What: I don't even make predictions when we are going to see Dave and Will

Michael found a friend under this lovely umbrella. Hi, John. Thanks for saving our spot in line.

I will always look up to you. Probably because you will always be the one dancing on a table.